"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast"
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
"Nobody owns a cat"
"One cat leads to another."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You'll not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
Cat Laws
1. Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
2. Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
3. Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
4. Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
5. Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
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Marita 18. maj 2024 11:19 Peter, du er ikke alene. Men der er ikke meget at gøre ved det. Angående lukker og slukker: jeg er her endnu.
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Peter 15. april 2024 21:59 Jeg er her endnu, og jeg savner de gode gamle fora. Facebook er en phis i en hornlygte, og jeg fatter ikke, at jeg er den eneste der kan se det!
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