1.Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me
the hell alone.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
3. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
4. No one is listening until you fart.
5. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car
payments.
6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their
shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was worth
it.
10. Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first time.
11. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.
12. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
13. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
14. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
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Marita 18. maj 2024 11:19 Peter, du er ikke alene. Men der er ikke meget at gøre ved det. Angående lukker og slukker: jeg er her endnu.
Peter 25. april 2024 18:53 Ok, sidste mand m/k lukker og slukker. Undskyld jeg forstyrrede.
Peter 15. april 2024 21:59 Jeg er her endnu, og jeg savner de gode gamle fora. Facebook er en phis i en hornlygte, og jeg fatter ikke, at jeg er den eneste der kan se det!
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